Optimism Shovel (2/11)

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You can equip a handful of melee weapons in Far Cry New Dawn, ranging from barbed steel baseball bats to classic metal pipes. One weapon stands out from the rest, though.

Due to its wacky nature and hilarious impact, the Optimism Shovel is a great weapon to use if you want to inflict some humor with your hurt. The design of the Optimism Shovel is simple; it’s a basic shovel with a yellow smiley face painted on the bottom of blade.

Every time you bash an enemy in the face, you’re essentially letting them kiss your metal buddy. It’s the last kiss they’ll ever have, so you’re essentially doing them a favor.

If you feel like getting exceptionally up-close and personal, grab yourself an Optimism Shovel for maximum humor potential.


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