Sgt. Gunner
No matter who you are, there is always a use for a man-cave in your life. There are times that you just need to get some work done and it seems like everyone has a to-do list for you. Man Cave. Other times, you’re just on the verge of absolutely losing your sh*t.
Man Cave.
Regardless of where yours is or why you use it, there could always be a little more swag in your cave.
#1 GOAT Guns
You bet your ass your biased; it's acceptable when you have GREATEST OF ALL TIME right there in your name.
But in all seriousness, can you really even call it a man cave if there aren't GOAT Guns in it?
#2 The TV
Again, what is a man cave without the TV. No matter which sport you choose to yell at, there's arguable no better product in your entire Man Cave.
By the way, if you have this crazy curved TV, Sgt Gunner and his crew is coming to your place for the SuperBowl.
#3 The Couch
One of the most prized possessions in the Man Cave. The place where you can just relax and completely forget about the whirlwind world swirling around you. No matter the state of your couch, the function of each one is a blessed thing.
#4 The Bar
What football game is complete with out a cold beer or good stiff drink. Plus, spin a mixer around and everyone will completely believe the story you always tell of bar-tending in college.
Just remember, friends don't let friend's drink alone!
#5 Ice Maker
Of course they're pretentious. But just think about it. Unlimited ice. All. The. Time. Need I say more?
#6 Grill/Smoker
Not telling you what to do or anything but maybe not INSIDE your cave but it should be close by. Nothing says lame Sunday afternoon like showing up to watch the game with a friend and you don't smell something on the grill. Don't be the guy with the cold, rusting grill.
#7 Shot Glasses
Game going sideways? A work week that never seemed to end with a boss that just doesn't know where to get off? A couple of these bad boys filled to the brim and it's like it never happened. Just don't wake up and have to remember the night from the pictures on your phone.
#8 Pool Table
What better way to try and act like you can beat your friends at something. Let's be honest, does anyone ACTUALLY know how to play pool or do we all just fool ourselves by chalking up our stick and making it look good. Still, we all go a little crazy when we see an open table at our local dive.
#9 Neon Sign
These days, you can get just about anything you want in a custom neon sign. Certainly one of those things you don't think you need until you get one. Or until you see your buddy has one and you need to get a bigger one.
#10 Sports Memorabilia
This should go without saying but when someone new enters your Man Cave, there should be no doubt in their mind what team your house pulls for. If they don't like that, inform them they can keep their mouth shut or show them to the door. You don't have time for that negativity.
